It is often said that it is more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow.
Saying the WRX isn't "fast" really has to be put into context.
When I got interested in cars, I was just a kid. It was the 1970's and Smokey and the Bandit was the greatest thing my 5yo self had ever seen. I was 7yo the first time I got to ride in a real "Bandit" car. My Dad's good friend owned a Pontiac dealership and let my mom take me to get some lunch in the car. I remember my mom going to pull out on to a busy highway and she hit the gas just as she would have in her Olds Cutlass and we did a burnout and a 180 degree spin. My mom got out of the car...just left it sitting in the middle of the road...grabbed me...and walked back to the dealership and told my dad's friend, "I'm not driving that damn thing! It ought to be illegal to sell cars like that". I remember it like it was yesterday.
That car made 220hp and weighed 3600lbs. But what about that big V8 torque?? It put out 320ft/lbs. Remember, these numbers were AT THE CRANK. My WRX is both more powerful, more torquey, and lighter than that car.
The envy our our high school was a girl named Shannon. Beautiful blonde cheerleader who had a brand new 1988 Corvette. That car had 240hp and but a healthy 340ft/lbs of torque. It had a blazing fast 5.6 second 0-60 time that came close to the coveted Ferrari Testarossa's time of 5.2 seconds.
Then there was the car I lusted after, but my Dad refused to let me have because it was too fast. The Mustang GT. With 225hp it had tire shredding power.
All of these cars were "fast". I mean...stupid fast. Driving any of them down a twisty country road could easily get you in over your head....quickly.
So what do we consider "fast" today? Hellcat? Tesla Plaid?
What do we consider fast for $30,000?
I really don't get the people who claim even the stock WRZ with 271hp isn't "fast". I have an OTS tune that is supposed to provide 50hp more than stock, so approx 320hp at the crank...probably 300 to the wheels. I can tell you, the car is FAR faster than I can use on the twisty roads I drive it on. Taking it over the Cherohala Skyway and down Tail of the Dragon really shows what the car can do. When you're running it up the tail pipes of sport bikes, you know that you're in a properly quick car. There is more car than I have skill...for sure. Now, if you're a professional race car driver, the WRX is crap.
What I will concede is that the WRX is "cheap". While the engine has good power, it needs better oil cooling as when I was pushing it hard on the twisties I saw oil temps creep up over 230 degrees and I'd get off the boost to let it cool back down. It also has crap brakes. Even with upgraded rotors and pads, the brakes are barely adequate for a car that makes this much power. I really needs performance brakes. The stock suspension is bad too. Coilovers and rear lower control arms give you much better ride, handling, and camber adjustability.
So I could have spent another $20k and bought a car that had a better suspension, better brakes, and more power. But...I like spinning wrenches. I like "sleeper" cars. I like the underdog. The WRX is an insanely fun car to drive. I literally laugh out loud when I'm driving down a back road. Would I rather have a C8 Corvette...yes...absolutely. But I don't have $100k burning a hole in my pocket right now.