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MuHAR!! Here are my two!!

Roses are red
violets are lame
why don't you come here
so I'll beat you with my Singapore Cane!!


Roses are red
Green is grass
I like coffee
and tappin your a$$!!
 

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whoever had that Mullet Haiku as their sig a while ago was REALLY funny. HAHA

I'll immortalize it on their behalf. Please tell me who it was so we can give credit where credit is due.

Daughter's BMX
Takes me to welfare office
Tranny's fallen out

:D

-Josh
 

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Two poems that I have memorised - both by the late Spike Milligan. (pace should know who he is!!)

If you cast your bread on the waters
It will return a thousand fold
Thats what it says in the bible
THats what I've been told

So I cast my bread on the waters
It was spotted by a froggy
All the bits he didn't eat
Just floated back all soggy.


And the next one:

urgle urgle urgle
what ever is that sound
gurgle gurgle gurgle
Its coming from that mound

mcgurgle hic!, mcgurgle hic!
ah! now its clear to me
its a scotsman drowning in a whiskey vat
a happy death and free!
 

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Trailboss516 said:
whoever had that Mullet Haiku as their sig a while ago was REALLY funny. HAHA

I'll immortalize it on their behalf. Please tell me who it was so we can give credit where credit is due.

Daughter's BMX
Takes me to welfare office
Tranny's fallen out

:D

-Josh
LOL thank supermarkus for that one :D
 

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hanging a name on the haiku...

Supermarkus...THANK YOU!

-Josh
 
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