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Every Thursday, I need to recite a pickup line to one of the upperclassmen in my squad, trying to hit on someone that as a freshman I have no business hitting on. They're pretty good about embarassing us here at the Naval Academy. If you guys can think of any really good pickup lines, and when I say good I mean roll around on the floor funny/instant compliance to sex, I would appreciate it if you could hook me up.

-Thanks:D
 

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i lost my puppy. i think he wandered into that cheap motel room over there. can you help me find him?
 

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*licks finger and wipes it on her shirt*

oh my...let's get you out of those wet clothes
 

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Someone call the cops, cause you just stole my heart... Lame.

Best thing i can come up with: You, Me, Floor, now!

...i dunno, its late
 

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Thought these were pretty good...

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!"

-Pace
 

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I get these from my cousins of course...heh

"Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!"

"Do you wash your pants with Windex, 'cause I can see myself in them!"
 

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hhmmm I've never used pick up lines, but here are some that have been used on me

"Your sweet like candy, I wanna lick and suck on you, wanna get sticky with me?"

"I lost my phone # can I have yours?"

"Can you dance like that in my room for me?"
 

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This was used on a friend of mine a LONG time ago.... "Hey baby, your parents must be terrorists, because you're the BOMB!" He was obviously drunk.:rolleyes:

A friend told me about this one. His friend walks up to two girls and says (I forgot the exact words, but to paraphrase) "you girls are really fine!" One of them says, "to bad I can't say the same about you!" He replied, "you could if you lied just like I did.":p
 

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DANGER WILL ROBINSON - DANGER!!

This is perfect for Naval Academy!!

"Hey baby - the US Govt pays me to blow up c*nt$ - do you reckon I could blow up yours?"

"Do you want a f*ck? - No, mind lying down while I have one?"

"Hey baby, have you got any Australian in you? No - do you want some?"

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?"

"Are you interested in an overnight meaningful relationship?"
 

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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor.

You have the a$$ of a great artist.

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.

So, do you wanna see something really swell?


I think that will do for now.:D

One more:
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
 

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Here's one for you Timmy:

Hey, I'm leaving for the Naval Academy in a few days, wanna do it in my TV room?

-wait! That one already worked :D :D :D
 

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Ok, I'll bite. Translation? :confused:
Well 'pulled' means 'scored', as in 'scored a date'.

So in other words, he walked up to a perfect stranger and told her to go get her jacket to leave the club, because she had scored a date. i.e. No need to work the dance floor any longer; you got me, so let's go back to your place and play 'hide the trouser snake'.

-Pace
 

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Me plus you Minus our clothes plus a bed divide your legs and we can multiply :)

Nice shoes, wanna f***?

thats all I got
 
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