So, I've worked out my government when I become dictator. It will be the Grand Republic of the Zem Dictatorship. Anyways, here are the positions as they stand should these people choose to accept these positions... wait, no, I'll be dictator. You won't have a choice. These will be your jobs, you'll take them, and you'll like them!
Assistant Tyrant: Jay
Secretary of Generally Obnoxious Behavior: Ian
Secretary of Trash Talk: Potamus
Secretary of Fiberglass: Sammy
Secretary of Loose Cannons: Marcus
Secretary of Brutal Honesty: Miki
Secretary of Silly Sports and Champion of WRB: Chris
Ambassador to Bay Area: Kellie
Ambassador to Northern Virginia: Tuggy
Chief Consultant: Pace