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Turtle will be quite spoiled today, I imagine. I do like the mutts. The only dogs I have ever owned were pound pups. Every one of them were great mutts to have around.

Stanleigh was the best mutt ever. He was a Jack/Bassett mix of some kind. He loved beer too! He used to hang out with my friends and I when we would play Super NES all night long. His game was "try to steal everyone's beer". You really had to see it to believe it. I miss that mutt...

I get my computer back tonight! Yay. :)

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checking in....

we have a pom-oh-rain-e-an.....

she is awesome



also we have three ferrets

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whats going down this weekend?
 

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Dogs drool. Cats rule. That is all.
 

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Dogs drool. Cats rule. That is all.
Cats suck. That is all. :)
 

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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
3:00 pm - Oooooh. Vet. Bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
 

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DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

hahahaaaaaaa funniest thing all day..

nice work.
 

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My grandparents had a boxer named "Mugsy". It cornered a cat once. The cat got up on its haunches and started flailing its paws n' claws around, trying to hit Mugsy. Mugsy just sorta stood there and then started to swat the cat with his front paws! It would knock the cat over. Then the cat would get up and start flailing again. Then Mugsy would swat the cat again... It was absolutely hysterical. I wish that I had a video cam for it to this day.
 

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hahahaaaaaaa funniest thing all day..

nice work.
:D :wiggles:
 

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PureBredz Kroo Checkin in yo!
That has got to be one of the c00lest pictures ev4r!
 

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Melvin is a great example! Dog > cat.
 

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I think we should get a grudge match going. I've got $50 that says my cat would kick the crap out of that dog. :D
 

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I think we should get a grudge match going. I've got $50 that says my cat would kick the crap out of that dog. :D
I can't afford pay-per-view :)

Anyone want to go fishing on Sunday morning? Officers Gulch. I plan to leave no later than 6 AM.

If no one wants to go, I will sleep in and then start archiving my cd's to mp3 :)
 

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I have a dog named Hoover. Like the vacuum cleaner. You drop something, yell, "hey Hoover," and bam, your food is gone. He's a shepherd, husky, yellow lab mix. Generally a badass, quite anti-social though. He lives at my dad's house. When sitting like that, his head is around my hip height. That kinda shows how deep the snow is too.
 

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<----------- Max the American Dingo

He is the pimp master of our other dogs, he has two *****es.

Kimber a black lab and Raven a total mutt. there all from the shelter.

Along with 6 ferrets.

Yes the monthly food bill for all these animals is INSANE.
 

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Dogs rule...I would never even think about owning a cat...

Here's my dog: His name is Jack, he's a mix between a black lab and a border collie. He's only 2 and a half years old, and he's tEh crazy!
 

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Dogs are great when they aren't mine. I would never want to:

- get up in the wee hours of the morning to let it outside
- have to take it for walks during the winter
- clean up excessive amounts of hair in my car
- play with it a million times a day because it's bored
- worry about leaving it alone for long periods of time
- etc etc etc

Plus, my ultimate pet peeve (no pun intended) is that "dog smell" that you get on your hands after touching a dog. That's got to be one of the worst smells known to man.

There'll never be a dog living in my house.
 
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