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Not long ago there were two men.........

One young man.........

A post ***** and gangsta who ran a meth lab outta his dads restaraunt while pretending to work hard to make payments on his seemingly conventional WRX.

Cruising the beaches of Florida at night in the guise of a harmless college student

( Exposed later as the creator and owner of the "Girls Gone Wild" series and expelled from campus)

The other guy,

An old man trying to feel young again all the while denying that arthiritis and impotence was slowly dissolving his spirt and giving him insane urges to buy a Corvette and box or two of "Just for men" haircoloring and live his humble life eating Viagra and surfing porn while pounding away at a limp, ....

Well you know.

(Or maybe just hanging out at the all girl college with a BallBat and Chloraform.)

After seeing Spiderman for a kazzilion times and realizing what the world really needed was a REAL team of original crimefighters that would rid the world of anarchy and evil verman.............

They decided.........

To unite as a crimefighting team like the world had never seen before!

(Even more slicker than the "Green Hornet and Kato or even Scoobie Doo and that guy with the four or five chin hairs!")

They teamed up one moonlit night and decided to become REAL Superheros!!
(Alas, Funds were kinda low so we skimped a bit on the costumes....:( )

Little did the world know these seemingly average men (Well one of em was kinda normal) would soon cruise the streets to deliver pain and unparralled horror with ELI's (The younger fella)....

"High Yella" WRX that was the bestest crimemobile eva!!!!!.......

(Of course painting the Limecats on the sides really soured the dealer on his warranty, But ya gotta give to get,...Right?)

The two gentlemen are now world reknown hero's cruising the highways and malls dealing swift agony and defeat with...........

(Theme song plays)

"The chariot of fear and death for black hearted thugs and other guys we can whip without gettin soiled....

(And sometimes people who beat up on us when we wus regular dudes with Neons and didnt have costumes to protect our idientities.)

Sidenote: I guess we REALLY decide on the costumes to keep the folks on the Forum here from recognizing us.....
Cause last year We got the sht kicked out of us trying to break up a "Bum Fight" video .
(Hey they were drunk and it didnt even faze em when we wapped em in the jewels!)



Our crime fighting outfits were created by the fine folks of ClubWRX.Net during a nightly purusing of the Off Topic forum we found that Elis "LimeCat" would inspire our fantastic outfits!!
(We also have appeard on Jackass!!!).......

Little did the Club know, The world would soon be delieverd from scum!!!

One evening of scouting the town for crime in the "Limemobile" while listenign to "BoxCar Willie" and JamesBrowns greatest hits (With a little M.C Hammer thrown in) we had our first (Costumed) encounter with some Polish midget robbing a gimp of his collection jar near a Bloodbank in downtown KeyWest!

As we silently crept up on the little bastad (Thanks to our Stealth Turboback Custom Fabbed from Gruppes)

He noticed the ominus Yellow Bugeyed beast looming up on him and tried to scurry to the safety of his waiting Metro.

Seeing how his legs were so short it was no prob whatsoever for me to overcome him (Even with my walker slipping in the sand once!)

Eli joined in and we beat the livin sht outta the little prick!

We gave the Jar of coins back to the fella in the wheelchair (with the exception of a few bucks I stoled outta it for gas)
and took the little mean midget away to the local authorities.

(Who evidently liked our costumes cause they drug us all around the station for everyone to see us!!)

I felt bad cause I think they was laughin at the midget though..:(,

(Thats kinda strange cause he was already in the holdover by then?)

Anyway, Thats what its all about.....

Feel free to contact us (Ya gotta wait a bit cause we cant afford to advertize in the Yella Pages yet)

Sincerly
The Melons
 

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i gave up at :

Little did the world know
 

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For the real story PM ebr0t

he is a moderator here and the source for the limehat. PM him at least 4-5 times with your request b/c he is having trouble w/ his inbox.

Should that fail, PM the Supermoderator Dark_Rex and he can enable your VB code in order to allow you to gain access to the limehat in your avatar....of course you need to PM him 7-10 times b/c he has filters on his PM box...but he'll get it done for you.

Good luck.
 

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Lt. Boom Stick said:
For the real story PM ebr0t

he is a moderator here and the source for the limehat. PM him at least 4-5 times with your request b/c he is having trouble w/ his inbox.

Should that fail, PM the Supermoderator Dark_Rex and he can enable your VB code in order to allow you to gain access to the limehat in your avatar....of course you need to PM him 7-10 times b/c he has filters on his PM box...but he'll get it done for you.

Good luck.
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Actually, Lt. Boom Stick was lying. He only does that to try to trick people into it, but he's the real one that accepts applications to be lime-hatted. If you're interested, send those PM's to "Lt. Boom Stick" and he'll set you up.

Good luck and happy PM'ing!!
 
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