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Are they really more trouble than they are worth? Im starting to think so...

a friend emailed me this...


>August 6, 2002, Harvard medical scientists released the results of a
>recent
>analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
>should
>take a serious look at their beer consumption.
>Their theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
>phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
>women. To
>test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to consume
>within a
>one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects...
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> 1.) gained weight,
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> 2.) talked excessively without making sense,
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> 3.) became overly emotional,
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> 4.) couldn't drive,
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> 5.) failed to think rationally,
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> 6.) argued over nothing,
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> 7.) had to sit down while urinating, and
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> 8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
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> No further testing was considered necessary
 

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I should have gone to Harvard! My school never did studies that involved beer. We had to make up our own :D

I think that study is flawed though. Think about what happens when women drink beer:

1) They want random sexual encounters (or maybe they just want me).

2) They piss while standing up (just to try it out).

3) They run into an average of 5 fewer pedestrians per mile of driving.

4) They get into fist fights with other women.

5) They spend the next day sitting on the couch, eating fried foods (nursing a hangover).

Sounds to me that if you feed enough beer to a woman, she'll turn into a man
 

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I should have gone to Harvard! My school never did studies that involved beer. We had to make up our own :D

I think that study is flawed though. Think about what happens when women drink beer:

1) They want random sexual encounters (or maybe they just want me).
Gotta love it when that happens...:D
 

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djrez4 said:


3) They run into an average of 5 fewer pedestrians per mile of driving.

4) They get into fist fights with other women.

3. they do that anyway...

4. w00t, cat fight! Pull up a chair guys...popcorn? twizzlers?
 

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Josh, what ever happened to ole suzie at the library? Did you ever Open her book? :D
 

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Bah!

I was expecting a really hot girl :D
 

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Re: Meet my new receptionist...

PlatinumWRX said:
PPM's new receptionist just arrived from Texas!

This sexy thing will ALWAYS be by my side!

w000OOT!

:D

-Jim
man, its a cm from the box and already roaming! :D
 
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