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Hi, my name is Jim and I enjoy weight lifting, days off from work and sex.
 

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jedimaster said:
Hi, my name is Jim and I enjoy picking daisies, days off from work and frolicking in the meadows.
For those who don't know, that's how it works^
 

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Re: Re: Let's play: Misquote the person above you

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Hi, my name is Ebrot and I get sexual pleaseure from watching guys my girlfriend do strange old men
 

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Hi, my name is jim and i get older men by performing sexual pleasures to Ebrot's girlfriend
 

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"Hi, my name WRX>MUSTANG and I enjoy farm animals in an illegal way"
 

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Guys, um, it's the person posting above oyu, not just me:rolleyes:
 

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"Guys, um, UR MOTHA"
 

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WRX>MUSTANG said:
I like men and I want a WRX but don't have one. Im going to cry my self to sleep now in the arms of my gay lover.
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Originally posted by Jedimaster
I like Nick and I want his Lightsaber but he dosen't have one. Im going to cry my self to sleep now in the arms of Armin.

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
I want Nick to put his Lightsaber up my ass, but he dosen't have enough lube for the job. Im going to cry until my mom runs in with my dads vasoline and helps me out with this situation

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lambosv21 said:
Nick had his lightsaber up his ass, but it broke off about 8 inches from the tip and is now stuck. He should just go mung hunting instead.
 

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Originally posted by Timdog1650
Nick had his dog up his bunghole, but he broke the dog got stuck. He should just go to planned parenthood, and ask for JediMaster STD. [/B]
 

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"Originally posted by LotLamb
I had my tongue up a dog's bunghole, but the fudge got stuck in my teeth. I should just go to the dentist, but my BMW is too old to start."
 

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jedimaster said:
[B, but my BMW is too old to start." [/B]
Too old to start!! :mad:

I'm gonna run you over when I get it started!!!
 
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