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Such talent.He's my kind of guy.

Kim Jong-Un Has Been Rally Driving Since He Was 8 Years Old | 0-60 Magazine



One of the perks of becoming the supreme ruler of North Korea is being able to finally shed your pesky skin of normalcy and let the world know just how amazing you really are.

For the recently departed Kim Jong-Il, this meant informing the public that his birth was heralded by a double rainbow and a talking iceberg, and that his body did not produce urine or feces.

His son and successor Kim Jong-Un is apparently slowly warming the North Korean people up to his awesomeness—so far, the most astounding piece of news recently revealed about his past is that he’s been ripping up dirt roads at high speeds since he was 8 years old.



According to an account of the new Dear Leader from a Chinese Magazine, Jong-Un first learned how to drive when he was all of 3 years old, and has been comfortably and safely maneuvering large trucks down dirt roads at 75 miles per hour since he was 8.

The same account goes on to say that Jong-Un speaks English, Italian, French and German fluently, is currently learning Russian, Chinese and Japanese, and has been able to shoot a moving target since he was 9 years old. No word yet as to whether he also suffers from his father’s chronic roneriness.
 

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That's all great.. Now.. how about learning how to feed his people? ...
 

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As a graphic designer I cant help but lmao at the poor Photoshop work of that photo.
 

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Whoopty freakin' do. He needs to learn how to get bent.
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