60 in 45.
Went to court, no cop.
30 mins into session, no cop, getting excited.
35 min into session, in walks cop, damn!
Up to this point EVERYONE is guilty, damn! (hangin judge)
Name is called, I walk up, "how you plead?"
Cop describes the pull over.
Judge: "Do you have any questions for the officer?"
Me: (feeling sheepish for trying something I read about on the internet). "Yes please."
Me: "Officer, do you have the calibration records for the speedometer on your cruiser or any other documentation proving the accuracy of that speedometer?"
Cop: "Ummm (leafing through papers) it was calibrated in January but has been consistently testing accurate ever since."
Judge: "Officer, do you have documentation of those tests?"
Cop: "No your honour"
Judge: "The defendent is free to go."
Me: "Thank you sir" [poof, i'm gone!]
People in gallery smirking as I walk out. Priceless.
This happened this morning. Dialogue is paraphrased but as accurate as I can be.
holy mackerel, let the good times ROLL!!!