So, Bachelor Party, eh?

**mbs627** · 04-11-2009 08:34 AM

So,

I'm a strapping young lad about to get wedged to my betrothed. My best men, and they are deserving of the title, live in Oklahoma and Georgia. They defend our nation as officers of the United States Army. As good as they are at killing our enemies, they are too far away to plan my selfish debauchery. My backup best man is like a brother to me, but he did not slip out of the same canal as I did, so he must bend to my wishes. I need a bachelor party.

Stop. No strippers/hookers/dancers. Why? I've been here for damn near 30 years and I've seen it. Yup. I know what a hooch looks like. I know it is the driving force of all that goes on. Yup. If I wanted to walk a dog with a bone and not have Jackie about, I'd go to sublimedirectory.com. I've just recently been made aware that I am a best man in my buddy's wedding and I'm trying to make it fun (We're going to ATCO, (Victory meet if it rains), then boozin all over Philly, which is what he wanted). As much as he is stoked, I want something else.

I want, for my bachelor party, in true American selfishness, to drive this Stelvio Pass - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia by my self in an air-cooled 911 (or a Zonda). Keep in mind, this is self financed. I'm not being a kokk about it.

Am I wrong for foregoing my rite of debauchery? TriState (all 5 of you), tell me why. Plz.

**Speedette** · 04-11-2009 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by mbs627

Am I wrong for foregoing my rite of debauchery?

Not at all. With marriage comes financial responsibility and obligations to your family. This may be the LAST CHANCE you'll have to spend a ridiculous chunk of money on yourself by renting a Porsche for the weekend and "having at it". A bachelor party is symbolic of your "last night of freedom" so you should most certainly be allowed to do what YOU really want, something you may never have the chance to do again with your new marital responsibilities. Besides, you can always go out drinking with your friends, this is a unique opportunity and a great idea!

Oh, and Congratulations!

**012.5RS** · 04-11-2009 09:36 AM

i say do it man, and def congrats! BTW I just recently moved into the same complex as u. just look for either my 02 wrx or 95 l.

**mbs627** · 04-11-2009 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by 012.5RS

i say do it man, and def congrats! BTW I just recently moved into the same complex as u. just look for either my 02 wrx or 95 l.

U moved to KL?

**012.5RS** · 04-11-2009 09:42 AM

oh.. ur not still living at jotc?

**devilfluff** · 04-11-2009 09:47 AM

It's all up to you. So long as you will regret something in the morning, I find it acceptable... If you choose to go this route, a speeding ticket is a must!!

**mbs627** · 04-11-2009 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by 012.5RS

oh.. ur not still living at jotc?

Nah, I moved down to 19020, but ur car made me smile every day

Originally Posted by devilfluff

It's all up to you. So long as you will regret something in the morning, I find it acceptable... If you choose to go this route, a speeding ticket is a must!!

See, I will regret nothing but the dent in my chequebook but the smile in my face will be so big. I/we could use the $ for making our first house a home or I could be a **** have a time.