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    Added a Lancer spoiler from Spoiler Depot (customized to remove the center post) and the so-called "Vortex Generator."
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    Looks awesome man. That looks better then the stock spoiler IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StockRex
    Chuck Norris is currently sueing NBC's show Law&Order because he claims that is the name of his left and right leg...........
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    Thanks! Yeah; I like it, too. And the mounting holes lined up perfectly.

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    Did spoiler depot remove that middle post and paint it for you as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianH
    Did spoiler depot remove that middle post and paint it for you as well?
    Yup; I just posted these details on the Evo forum, for future searchers:

    I got the low wing spoiler from Spoiler Depot (Carl:800/588-7005). I chose the low Lancer wing (part no. 11128; $115), but didn't want the center post. Carl hooked me up really well:

    They have suppliers who give them ABS wings and ones who give them fiberglass wings. I picked fiberglass because it doesn't sag without the center post. They removed the center post, filled in the holes from the removal, then painted the wing to match my car. The custom work removing the post was only $30, plus their standard painting charge ($80 or so).

    I was worried about the holes lining up. but they lined up perfectly, at least on this particular model wing (fiberglass). I don't know about the ABS ones. The only problem was that they routed the brake light wire through the left post instead of the right one, so I drilled a hole in the right spoiler post and fished out the wires there. Otherwise, it was simple plug and play. I think it was a total of $260 or so painted and shipped to me.

    My only complaint would be that if you sight across the wing's surface you can see that it has some subtle ripples as the light plays over it; fiberglass parts always seem to have this minor surface irregularity. And the paint match is good, but not perfect. Otherwise, it looks very good.
    Last edited by Chuck Norris; 04-06-2006 at 03:02 PM.

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