After talking it over with you guys here, getting it inspected by the Subaru dealer, and driving it for a day, I just bought a 2003 WRX wagon! It has <70K miles, and is bone stock according to the Subaru dealership.
I'd love to post pics, but it is dark and raining here. The dealer's pics will have to do:
What do you think? Bugeye FTW?