You should have seen his wrx.
He bought his car new (the evo), but I think he didn't even have it a whole month before it was modded. I remember standing in his driveway while his fatass went to go get a Chipotle Burrito or something and hearing a noise that sounded like a semi running open headers from like 2 mile away. And a minute later, that noise appeared in front of me
Ironically, he gave me sh!t about my Apex-N1 being too loud when he pulled it off for the Greddy Evo that's on my car now. Seems the tables have turned sir!