This is a discussion on UK and Ex-Pats chat forum within the International Forum forums, part of the Regional Discussion category; Originally Posted by Weasel 555 oak1ey thanks for the "cliff notes" I think you have been in the states to ...
Hey Weasel you heard anything from Chris or is he away working !!
I have been told that our process at work has been changed to day to stop me providing to much information to the customers and if I would have given that little bit extra today I would have been supsended again. Just for doing a good job.
Oh well glad I got the client to agree in front of my PM he gave me permission to do it Phew it's was a close shave
But now I back from out of space, dont turn around now you don't live here anymore.....................( I, love ABBA )
To much coffeee I beleive and only 1 hour and 10 minutes to go.
By the way Weasel for the time being we are not selling the car. Petrol prices are so high the value of the cars is going down !!
ok mate well keep me posted and i doubt petrol prices are going down any time soon
A german joke - "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."
A british Joke -A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
See the MF difference
To b e fair Brit joke was cr#p what about this one.
A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood. He asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply.
"Well I didn't!"
Okay still not that good hang on a minute
An American joke
the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.
"The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what hewants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?" The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
Okay Weasel so what dio you think eithwer a P1 or an 04 - 05 STI, ??
I think ther P1 looks lovely but then hasn't the STI more scope for modifications etc.
How's the feul situation in America over here nearly £10 gallon WTF.
Some of my martes have been taklking about converting their cars to run on chip fat !! is that possible !!
Do you know what I am growing concerned.
Don't post on the thread evryone posts .......opost on the thread everyone stops................you guys trying to tell me something
Not nice not having no mates to play with
at yer jokes lame but funny
as fer petrol here for 93octane (highest) its $4:65 a gallon.
and yeah diesel cars can run on chip fat !
nice jokes oak1ey, i enjoyed those. ya im here just chillin and posting here and there. work kinda slow. I wont be around tommorow though. the 3rd and final orientation session is all day. (oh boy) lame but gotta do it. heard the mrs wont be on, somthing about undercover work? sounds interesting
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Don't listen to her mate she just making it look like she's important.
You have to check my thread out in everday imnpreza chat.
Worlds first Chip Fat Scooby.......................and you know I am going to get abused.
Also thought I would share with you that I have just been convinced to have my chest shaven for charity.
Not sure if you remeber Magnum PI , but they don't call me monkey for nothing.
And I know it's going to be painful " NO NO NO NOT MY NIPPLES " Pain !!
i edited the thread title coz u spelt chip wrong dufus
What did I spell chip as then ?? and whats a dufus you muppet
Only joking - Weasel you have got to sort me out with a Avatar does not have to be the same as yours but maybe some sort of funny character breakdancing or something ??
It would be appreciatted