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#1 · (Edited)
to save hijacking other threads you pesky forerunners(sp) post here :tongue:

oakley i blame you :rotfl:
 
#1,601 ·
You ain't wrong Weasel, thing Amy is just as bad when it comes to the car so I can see us spending a pretty penny in there.

How long do you think it takes to get the suspension fitted ?? was even toying with the idea of getting that upgraded at the same time
 
#1,604 ·
well make sure u get alignment done once you have suspension done.

Also car will def feel different with 18's on (as they weigh more etc ) than your stock wheels, just remember to change to yer stockers for drag racing , you know the whole rotating mass thing ;)
 
#1,602 ·
hey guys what u all have for lunch? i had white castle!
 
#1,605 ·
you have blocked bowels or something :rotfl::rotfl:

fyi UK peeps , white castle is eaten really only after a hards nite drinkin or if you have constipation, coz those lil burgers will come out faster than a japanese bullet train ! :eek: :rotfl:
 
#1,606 ·
Tmann just for you

:rotfl:

my brother says:
diarrhea ehhr ehhr
diarrhea ehhr ehhr
some people think its really funny
buts its really brown and runnny
diarrhea ehhr ehhr
diarrhea ehhr ehhr
when your running down the hall
and soneting splatters on the wall
diarrhea ehhr ehhr
diarrhea ehhr ehhr

or this one:::
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea


You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea


It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John

And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool

And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something
splatter....Diarrhea!!

When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something
splash...DIARRHEA!!

When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your
bowel...Diarrhea!!

When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your
load...Diarrhea!!

When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a
****tt....Diarrhea!!

When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something
loose....Diarrhea!!

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something
press....Diarrhea!!

When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And ****tt leaks out your
assss....Diarrhea!!

If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something
fall....Diarrhea!!

If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something
coarse....Diarrhea!!

When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something
ooze....Diarrhea!!

When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the
sqirts....Diarrhea!!

When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a piss
And you see something
miss....Diarrhea!!

You're about to take a quiz
And your *** begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!
 
#1,617 ·
tonight probably driving 30 minutes to go see the "Wanted" movie with a friend. Then maybe cruising a lil bit. Got to get gas today 3.90 /gallon :unhappy: but what can you do....

what u guys doin for the weekend?
 
#1,616 ·
The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod s**t to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!


Have a good one!
 
#1,620 ·
Good morning guys hope you had a good weekend, I did go upto Demon Tweeks on Saturday what a drive that was four and half hours up and then 2 hours waiting for fitting etc then a four and half hours back to Portsmouth.

Every part of me was aching I was getting cramp in my foot every time I checked my mirrors I kept getting a twinge which developed into almost a trapped nerve pain.

Red Bulled to the max and after drinking about 5 coffees one after the other it was time to return to Portsmouth with my shiney new Monza 18’s they really make a lot of difference to the drive and feel more direct and responsive Heading back out of Wrexham is a collection of fast roundabouts about 7 in a row. Each one after the last I decided to push it further and faster trying to see how far she would go before crepping or the missus giving me a left hook.

Got a price for a full suspension setup with Tein Super Streets fitted and all the camber and lines completed by a computerised system the price was pretty good £830 all in VAT included.
 
#1,630 ·
yessum i am :p

but u got new wheels etc, me i woulda took pics same day like badda bing wooweee lookie look :cool:

if u ever give up yer day job u be good as a online intraweb stripper talk about "Tease" :rotfl::rotfl:
 
#1,632 ·
Morning all! Great news about the wheels...I'd have had pictures up before I even told anyone - I'm so impatient when I get new stuff!!! Can't wait to see what they look like.

Had a pretty good weekend - 3 BBQs so didn't spend much time at home. It was hotter than balls this weekend and really humid, too so a little uncomfortable - but I'd have that over the cold any day! I'm starting to up the mileage on my bicycle - managed to ride 40 miles yesterday on my own i.e. nobody to draft so it's much harder...was dead chuffed with myself!

Anyway, got a totally mental week coming up since we have this Friday off for the 4th of July.

Chat to you guys in a bit - gotta run to a meeting now!
 
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