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[MrsO]

baked beans, baked beans & more baked beans - with cheese on top ummm....
Jam
scrambled egg
cheese with worcestershire sauce
plain with lots and lots of butter (not all at the same time obviously!)

but the mutha of all toasted sandwiches has to be, baked beans and corned beef - absolute beauty! with brown sauce of course!

[Weasel 555]

but the mutha of all toasted sandwiches has to be, baked beans and corned beef - absolute beauty! with brown sauce of course!

i will have to try that this week sounds

[MrsO]

Trust me it is the poodles noodles!

[Weasel 555]

Trust me it is the poodles noodles!

i mean i unnerstan "dogs bollox"

"poodles noodles" que ?

[MrsO]

another way of saying the dogs boll*x = good sh*t

[Weasel 555]

wtf

Two members of Portsmouth Football Club's winning FA Cup squad have had their winners' medals stolen.
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[MrsO]

That's disgusting behaviour, the can kiss them goodbye, I'm sure they won't get them back.

[Oak1ey]

Hello guys hope everyone is well, As you can tell I have been busy today. Mainly due to f##king customer complaints and the campaign I work on being a bunch of muppets, To be fair the management team remind me of the band. And to be fair the muppets are more intellignet.



I want a nerw job like JC on Top Gear, race cars round a track all the time and do stupid challenges with James May and the Hamster.

[Weasel 555]

well obviously your more "muppet" than hamster

so when we gonna get mo' power into yer lil scooby ?

[MrsO]

I want a nerw job like JC on Top Gear, race cars round a track all the time and do stupid challenges with James May and the Hamster.

What if I get you a curly wig, a real hamster and a cardboard cut out of James May - will that help?

[Oak1ey]

NO

Nothing less then a new Job, where I can drive everyday break all the speed limits cause I'm on a track. And as a bouns tie up the people I work with to the tyre walls and see how much damage they do to a car when you hit them !



Won't be able to post for a while cause I am searching the net for jobs !!

[Oak1ey]

First thing is take time out from work and chill out for a couple of days. Then look at having the rev limiter upped and get the car to run at 1.5 bar.

Thinking about a race manifold and getting it coated to keep the heat in. Supposed to improve performance. Getting Spax springs fitted as from Andy and Chris emails I'm not going to do this myself.

Decide on a Graphics kit if any and put it on the motor. Want to makle sure if I do the graphics I take my time and get it right first time.

Fit a induction bonnet scoop instead of a vent.

Then get a reamp I suppose, fit coentral pod dials on the dash and a racing harness to the drivers seat as the support brackets already exist

Take some cool pictures and post thme on here to make you all proud of me !!

Forget to add a P1 Spoiler and getting the lower body kit sparyed in

[Oak1ey]

Just wondering how long it will be before we get to 1000 posts not that I am whooring the threads

I reckon about end of May ??

[Weasel 555]

easy there tiger yer like the "energizer" bunny

got more rabbit than safeway

[Oak1ey]

Can't tell you guys how nice it is to forget about work and just talk or think about cars.

I think I'll have a look at how much spoilers are going to cost.

Amy has been on about getting a Scoobydo Air freshner, apparently one thjats dances to scoobydo.

Like we have a MP3 PLayer steroe thingymejig and Amy downloaded some music as the CD player has eaten one of her CD's.

Everytime I put the face off stereo back in it reverts to the 1st orignal song.

Scooby Do where are you we've got some work to do now - Embarrasing when it my mates getting in the motor.

Thing is I have a Scooby they don't