What is ASS on my WRX?

[lytlec]

Yeah SRT-4's may be fast and they do sound kinda cool, but....at the end of the day...you are still driving a neon......just my opinion.......

[wrxtreme06]

and at the end of the day, we're driving imprezas


god i cant believe im defending an srt-4. my boyfriend has brainwashed me.

[EJ257]

Yeah SRT-4's may be fast and they do sound kinda cool, but....at the end of the day...you are still driving a neon......just my opinion.......

and at the end of the day, we're driving imprezas

Another entry-level economy car

(I posted the same thing, but I had all the threads open for so long, your post beat mine by 20 min by the time I go to it haha)

[lytlec]

Yeah but an Impreza is cool! It's AWD and made by Subaru! Oh and it's not a Neon!!

[EJ257]

Yeah but an Impreza is cool! It's AWD and made by Subaru! Oh and it's not a Neon!!

Didn't you drive a Focus?

[lytlec]

I just don't see the hype over the SRT4....apparently not many people did....which I don't understand...they were cheap and fast...cheap....and looked like a Neon... I actually tried to get one but i decided on a focus instead...that was back in 04

[EJ257]

I just don't see the hype over the SRT4....apparently not many people did....which I don't understand...they were cheap and fast...cheap....and looked like a Neon... I actually tried to get one but i decided on a focus instead...that was back in 04

That's fine.

I just can't stand when people on here say "it's just a Neon" as if a car stemming from an entry-level econobox is a POS - as long as you get the irony, we're fine

[lytlec]

Didn't you drive a Focus?

yeah....so how bout them Phils?

[EJ257]

yeah....so how bout them Phils?

I'm a Red Sox fan

[lytlec]

Yeah I was just playing! I don't have any problem with them. Now Neons that pretend to be SRT4's that's another thing...oh well!

[Trainrex]

Back to the subject at hand, that light is there to tell you how you're driving. You'll notice every time you do a ricer flyby or whip by the local high school it will illuminate.

[mycologist]

Back to the subject at hand, that light is there to tell you how you're driving. You'll notice every time you do a ricer flyby or whip by the local high school it will illuminate.

I see.

I thought it was for when you were really hitting it and ended up banging your ass into the dash.

[EJ257]

Back to the subject at hand, that light is there to tell you how you're driving. You'll notice every time you do a ricer flyby or whip by the local high school it will illuminate.

Either I'm doing it wrong, or my ASS light is broken because it never illuminates for me

[Trainrex]

Either I'm doing it wrong, or my ASS light is broken because it never illuminates for me

That all depends on your age. If you're 16-20 years old, you are more likely to ass the "ASS" light on a regular basis. After that it only comes on once in a while, and then after 30, almost never.

[stallion2]

sounds fishy to me. did anyone ever see that Southpark episode where they were making fun of Pokemon. the japanese were selling 'chinpokomon' toys designed to brainwash american youth and indoctrinate them w/ the samurai code and anti-capitalist ethics. maybe there is something more to this mysterious "ASS" light.