This is a discussion on Sign the Sad Puppy Petition! within the Everyday Impreza Talk forums, part of the Community - Meet other Enthusiasts category; Hopefully this is in the correct subforum. So, I have a friend - let's call him... ah... 'WRX50' (from this ...
Hopefully this is in the correct subforum.
So, I have a friend - let's call him... ah... 'WRX50' (from this forum). And he has an issue.
You see, he doesn't drive his WRX anymore. Instead, he drives a rusty 1978.5 green ford explorer 2-door and insists that it's faster than his WRX (that part might be a bit of an fib). He keeps coming up with excuses on why he doesn't drive his rather cool car (the tire is flat, I have a boost leak, I can't install the parts you gave me, it's too cold, it snowed yesterday, my girlfriend can't reach over the stick to service me, I can't drive stick, the color doesn't match my purse ... again these might be small fibs, but are worthwhile for the sake of the argument).
So, I was wondering if, with the help of the forum, we could get a petition going to force WRX50 (fake name of course, I would never cause a friend harm intentionally) to suffer the 'sad puppy' punishment - where he must push his adjustable shorty antenna to completely horizontal, making his car look like a sad puppy until it is driven on a regular basis. Only then will he be able to overcome the shame of this petition, and return his antenna to the proper upright position.
Anyone with me?
I'll start:
SAD PUPPY PETITION
1. Tankertruck
This should be interesting hahaha. Ill just go move it now and take all the fun out of this. It is a sad puppy. The battery is dead and its out if gas. The tire is flat due to a slow leak and I refuse to drive it until the snow is gone.
And it's a 99 ford explorer. It is rusty
...You didn't sign the petition...
Ill be the last one to sign this!
We can't edit your first post...so you have to add our names in there.
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Maybe we should do a running tally? Like so:
SAD PUPPY PETITION
1. Tankertruck
2. Mikie13
Ingo... You got it, take care of it and let it LIVE!
You can't have everything - where would you put it?
A wrx undriven is like bewbs unfapped to. For shame sir, for shame.
- William
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2012 WRB WRX base hatchback - Stage 1 with a meaty area under the curve thanks to Mattypants @ WTF Tuning, LLC
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I hope TR doesn't see this.Originally Posted by Calvinball
-Tony
2011 WRX WRB Stage2
2012 FXT DGM
The Big 2011/2012 Mod Thread
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I will sign the petition....though you did include one valid reason not to drive the WRX.
Stink-Eye Mob #39
N.E.R.D. Operative #8
Signing. That poor car needs to be run, not sit in a garage. Dirty is happy. Driven is happy. Collecting dust is not.
Clamf!
He's got the lowest-mile bugeye that I've ever heard of.
--Ray
Grandfather of the Bugeye Mafia
Proud owner of a N.E.R.D.
It does get run. Once or twice a week I start it up and move it to the driveway and then back in hahaha
ill glady take your car if you have no intentions of driving iteven pay the title swap haha!
I fully intend on driving it......spring, summe and fall. Just not winter
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