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This is a discussion on Sign the Sad Puppy Petition! within the Everyday Impreza Talk forums, part of the Community - Meet other Enthusiasts category; Hopefully this is in the correct subforum. So, I have a friend - let's call him... ah... 'WRX50' (from this ...

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    Sign the Sad Puppy Petition!

    Hopefully this is in the correct subforum.

    So, I have a friend - let's call him... ah... 'WRX50' (from this forum). And he has an issue.

    You see, he doesn't drive his WRX anymore. Instead, he drives a rusty 1978.5 green ford explorer 2-door and insists that it's faster than his WRX (that part might be a bit of an fib). He keeps coming up with excuses on why he doesn't drive his rather cool car (the tire is flat, I have a boost leak, I can't install the parts you gave me, it's too cold, it snowed yesterday, my girlfriend can't reach over the stick to service me, I can't drive stick, the color doesn't match my purse ... again these might be small fibs, but are worthwhile for the sake of the argument).

    So, I was wondering if, with the help of the forum, we could get a petition going to force WRX50 (fake name of course, I would never cause a friend harm intentionally) to suffer the 'sad puppy' punishment - where he must push his adjustable shorty antenna to completely horizontal, making his car look like a sad puppy until it is driven on a regular basis. Only then will he be able to overcome the shame of this petition, and return his antenna to the proper upright position.

    Anyone with me?

    I'll start:
    SAD PUPPY PETITION
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    Sign the Sad Puppy Petition!

    This should be interesting hahaha. Ill just go move it now and take all the fun out of this. It is a sad puppy. The battery is dead and its out if gas. The tire is flat due to a slow leak and I refuse to drive it until the snow is gone.

    And it's a 99 ford explorer. It is rusty

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    ...You didn't sign the petition...

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    Sign the Sad Puppy Petition!

    Ill be the last one to sign this!

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    Maybe we should do a running tally? Like so:

    SAD PUPPY PETITION
    1. Tankertruck
    2. Mikie13

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    A wrx undriven is like bewbs unfapped to. For shame sir, for shame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calvinball View Post
    A wrx undriven is like bewbs unfapped to. For shame sir, for shame.
    I hope TR doesn't see this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TankerTruck View Post
    Hopefully this is in the correct subforum.

    So, I have a friend - let's call him... ah... 'WRX50' (from this forum). And he has an issue.

    You see, he doesn't drive his WRX anymore. Instead, he drives a rusty 1978.5 green ford explorer 2-door and insists that it's faster than his WRX (that part might be a bit of an fib). He keeps coming up with excuses on why he doesn't drive his rather cool car (the tire is flat, I have a boost leak, I can't install the parts you gave me, it's too cold, it snowed yesterday, my girlfriend can't reach over the stick to service me, I can't drive stick, the color doesn't match my purse ... again these might be small fibs, but are worthwhile for the sake of the argument).
    I will sign the petition....though you did include one valid reason not to drive the WRX.
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    Signing. That poor car needs to be run, not sit in a garage. Dirty is happy. Driven is happy. Collecting dust is not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage-wrx View Post
    I hope TR doesn't see this.
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    Sign the Sad Puppy Petition!

    It does get run. Once or twice a week I start it up and move it to the driveway and then back in hahaha

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    ill glady take your car if you have no intentions of driving it even pay the title swap haha!

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    Sign the Sad Puppy Petition!

    I fully intend on driving it......spring, summe and fall. Just not winter

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