Hopefully this is in the correct subforum.
So, I have a friend - let's call him... ah... 'WRX50' (from this forum). And he has an issue.
You see, he doesn't drive his WRX anymore. Instead, he drives a rusty 1978.5 green ford explorer 2-door and insists that it's faster than his WRX (that part might be a bit of an fib). He keeps coming up with excuses on why he doesn't drive his rather cool car (the tire is flat, I have a boost leak, I can't install the parts you gave me, it's too cold, it snowed yesterday, my girlfriend can't reach over the stick to service me, I can't drive stick, the color doesn't match my purse ... again these might be small fibs, but are worthwhile for the sake of the argument).
So, I was wondering if, with the help of the forum, we could get a petition going to force WRX50 (fake name of course, I would never cause a friend harm intentionally) to suffer the 'sad puppy' punishment - where he must push his adjustable shorty antenna to completely horizontal, making his car look like a sad puppy until it is driven on a regular basis. Only then will he be able to overcome the shame of this petition, and return his antenna to the proper upright position.
Anyone with me?
SAD PUPPY PETITION