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This is a discussion on "The BIG BOV thread" (Where all bov question threads get merged) within the Engine Modifications forums, part of the Tech & Modifying & General Repairs category; I've found that if I drive naked and slather both the car and myself in vaseline, I gain 27 dyno-proven ...

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    I've found that if I drive naked and slather both the car and myself in vaseline, I gain 27 dyno-proven horsepower and I tend to slip right through cops' fingers.
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    Dog Whisperer DVD box set is key...

    ......If you drive naked the REALLY BAD DOGS(leg humpers) seem to come out of the woodwork-therefore a little knowledge on controlling them comes i handy. Especially in Norway where it is legal for women to drive NAKED. In fact you'll find most everywhere in Scandinavia women are encouraged to drive au' naturel. Of cours it is forbidden for men to do so.
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    Yeah, those European girls are a bit of a different breed.

    What the hell does the 1st season of the Dog Whisperer DVD (which is an awesome show/tutorual btw) have to do with the rest of your 'nekkid driving' mods???

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    That's it! I'm taking my vaseline and moving to Norway!
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    Lightbulb It's COLD in Norway....brrrrr

    ....this also helps your MPG.....aerodynamiclly speaking that is.....

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    I am sure it is aerodynamic if your completely shaved but it really only applies to crotch rockets. So men don't need duct tape. We just need pain killers or a very comfortable seat. Preferably made from that temperpedic memory foam as it doesn't transfer motion apparently which is needed for those nasty bumps in the road not transfering that motion to that specific area..........

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    BOV's are cool and all and a very common mod but I donno about the 15 hp thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sekretskwirl02
    ......If you drive naked the REALLY BAD DOGS(leg humpers) seem to come out of the woodwork-therefore a little knowledge on controlling them comes i handy. Especially in Norway where it is legal for women to drive NAKED. In fact you'll find most everywhere in Scandinavia women are encouraged to drive au' naturel. Of cours it is forbidden for men to do so.
    So, if you are that bothered by leghumpers whilst driving naked, common sense would dictate:
    1. don't drive naked
    Honey attracts flies (amonst other insects). I can't stand flies and other insects that honey would attract, yet I don't dip myself in honey and walk around outside.

    Either that, or you are just one of those girls that craves attention. If you are, then you are on the right track. Driving nekkid will certainly attract attention.
    Or if you did refer to the Dog Whisperer in the sense of controlling leghumpers, a possible dominatrix, or power trip thing going on there?
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    This threads getting out of hand. It goes from a simple question of stupidity over a bov to guys driving naked, shaved, eurpoean women, vasoline. I think ill let myself out of this thread before my mind becomes corrupted like all of yours!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordache!
    This threads getting out of hand. It goes from a simple question of stupidity over a bov to guys driving naked, shaved, eurpoean women, vasoline. I think ill let myself out of this thread before my mind becomes corrupted like all of yours!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh

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    Thumbs down you're both right...

    ...leave already....just some harmless fun in a thread that started out as a JOKE

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    all of you guys = leghumpers
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    Quote Originally Posted by sekretskwirl02
    ...leave already....just some harmless fun in a thread that started out as a JOKE
    +1

    uh, huh huh. Thettle down Beavis.
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    Butthead!!!!!!!!

    ....stop it..watch a video or somethin'....i'm movin' on , shows over huh huh huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike05STi
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    uh, huh huh. Thettle down Beavis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordache!
    This threads getting out of hand. It goes from a simple question of stupidity over a bov to guys driving naked, shaved, eurpoean women, vasoline. I think ill let myself out of this thread before my mind becomes corrupted like all of yours!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh
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