A word of advice for all of you out there that are as obsessed with your paint as I am:
If you get bird droppings on your car, remove it IMMEDIATELY. Not in 10 minutes, not after lunch, RIGHT NOW.
I now have permanent paint damage (blistering) on my hood from crap out of a winged bastard. I guess what happened was it got baked in by the 95F sun for a few hours.
I used some mother's polish to remove the discoloration on the very top layer of the paint, but the blistering is permanent I'm afraid.
God, I hate birds.