Ok, stupid but...
you know how annoying those aggressive, bumper-riding SUVs Type A (a$$hole) people are.
The type of People who want to get in front and then jam you up.
So yesterday i'm coming back from gravel/dirt driving on 66 E back to Arlington and there is this big-ass Durango in front of me.
I'm doing my usual gentle dip in and out of holes trying to move faster than most thing but smoothly, gently, try not to attract attention, see the hole and, zip! Gone...
Well dipchit is doing this too along with bumper riding and sudden lane changes and he sees me make a move to go around him and jerks over to get in front of me.
Ok. I see how you are. At one point he takes the left and I take the right and I end up in front of him.
a few seconds later he is catching up but since the lane is blocked and I don't want him on my bumper I decide to let him go, maybe catch the ticket and be the bumper-pressurizing a$$hole.
Of course it's easy to keep up with this pondstrosity so i'm just chillin waiting for my moment.
66 becomeing 2 lanes from three in falls church is coming up, a volvo in the middle, Durango in the middle lane, and me behind Durango in middle lane, finally clearing the blockers in the right and left lanes.
I knew if I went one way He would try to Jam me and the left lane was disappearing fast. Finally He decides to go right, I wait til hes half way there, drop to third at 60 and WOT to 90. wheeeee!
Ironically the Volvo switched to the right lane just after Durangoboy and jammed him up. he had to switch back to the middle.
But I was long gone, But Shorty is still trying to keep up.
I catch the next batch of cars and hes coming up behind.
Before he gets to me I See a hole, catch it, he missed. See another hole, catch it he's still stuck behind the last one.
muthfuka couldn't do chit, he was miles behind.
so satisfying to leave that POS lumbering in my dust.
what the hell is up with these SUV morons?
I had a Jacked-up, full-size Bronco trying to match my 90 MPH on the GWParkway under the bridges the other day!!??
WTF are they thinking?