This morning on my way to work I saw that the lane next to me was moving faster. I signal, get over and proceed to speed up. When my front wheels get next to the rear wheels of this Saturn, the lady proceeds to try to change into my lane. She's startled, of course, swerves back into her lane, and I continue to pass her. She proceeds to follow me REALLY close. I blow it off, but at the light she's creeping up on my bumper, screaming obscenities, saying I sped up and wouldn't let her over, and flipping me off.
I shake my head.
Traffic starts moving and she's driving with one hand and flipping me off with the other. Tailgating me again. I tap the brakes (not hard) to try to get her to back off. We stop again and she creeps up on my bumper.
I yell out my window "In Colorado, if you hit me from behind, it's automatically your fault and I'd LOVE to have a new rear bumper"
She screams "I know that you F-ing bunghole" :self-edited for language:
Her son gets out of the car and comes up to my window He say's "That's my mom, just admit you were wrong and give it up". I told him that I signaled, got over and she was changing lanes as I was next to her. Her fault. He said "last warning man, lay off". I said that I wasn't doing anything, but I was about to brake check his mom and let her hit me. He said "I'm warning you, don't let her hit you". I said "Are you kidding me, I'm twice your size and it would be HER FAULT" He started screaming obscenities with his head IN my window, so I proceeded to roll up my window. She started tailgating again, so I slowed down to about 10mph (she couldn't go around because of too much traffic). I changed the EBC to the 15.5psi setting and left her in the dust. Got 3 cars between us and got over. She started tailgating the car that was like 3 cars behind me.
I'm moving out of the city.