…Not your traditional kill story, but WRX still comes out on top!
My car is parked (ass first), the Corolla next to us is parked nose first. My wife is strapping my 8 mo old son in the back seat so the door is open. The moron next to us decides to back out - not straight out but with the turned one full click to the left!?! The Corolla clips my door and my wife loses it. She pounds on the Corolla and makes the other driver get out. To make a long story short, the paint on my rear door is chipped, but the damage isn't even seen with the door closed. The other car didn't fare as well. The front right fender was crushed. I thought it was funny that we were the ones that got hit, but they sustained all the damage.
To make matters worse, she tried to blame it on us?!?
At first I was ready to put my foot in her ass, but now I'm cool. Now I can get those little dings on my door fixed and my side skirts painted - for free!