Wait a second, some douche put a GTR badge on his Malibu, this is the second time I've seen it done (no I didn't even for a second mistake it for a Skyline). The first one I saw was Purpleish with yellow vinyls but that's a whole other story. This was a little more subtle but still ugly as snot, with some autozone chrome wheels and one of those gold chain liscense plate frames. What I'm getting at is this car was hot So I'm slowly passing him on a pretty desolate side street, I see it's a fairly young guy with his girl and they're both staring right at me. As soon as I pass him he gets on it, I take a quick scan of what's ahead and I see the don't walk sign flashing at the next light and prettymuch hold my speed. The light turns yellow and we're not anywhere near the light yet but this guy isn't slowing down At the last second he realizes it's going to be red before he even hits the intersection and slams on the brakes. So this kid (the douche) is practically in the intersection stopped as I roll up and stop before the crosswalk, I stare intently at him as he slowly backs up to where I am. He looks at me a little confused at and timid at this point, so I smirk back.
Then I hear a rev come from the mighty Malibu, I'm thinking to myself 'you've got to be kidding me' and give a few revs back. His girl looked very confident at this point, or maybe it was terror from being flung halfway into an intersection at a redlight. To make a long story short, the light turns green, I nail my launch with a great little squeak of the tires, he's many cars back as I shift to third and get on the brakes shortly after. A couple miles up the road douche and douchette pull up next to me at a light and won't even acknowledge me as I again stare intently into the cabin of their Malibu GT-R. Suddenly they feel the need to make a right after sitting at the light for a bit, I wave as they ride off into the distance surely towards a new and exciting destination