I was driving home from the Del Mar horse races with my wife, when I passed a big ass Ford pickup that was raised and from the sounds of it had some exhaust and engine mods. Well this idiot followed me off the freeway and at the next light revved up and challenged me. I thought, is this idiot on crack? He must have known what my WRX was and wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
Well since I drive an auto, he got about a half car length in front of me at the green, but then on it was all Rex. I know it was no contest, but it was sure satisfying teasing and taunting this moron. I would get ahead and just as he caught up to me, I would rocket away. I did this a few times and he finally got the hint when the road got curvy. My WRX just grabbed the curves and he almost flipped. Idiot.
I know we shouldn't tease the mentally handicapped, but he asked for it.
The best part was that my wife encouraged my sadistic behavior. Gotta love her.