I just finished working out and was exiting the building and a guy with his girl pulled up in a mustang GT conv. withe the top down. She asks me to find her friend that is still in there. I do so and upon coming back out I say "GT or v6 version" ( i didnt see the tailpipes yet).
He says "GT....................*long pause*.............*turns to me and stares all serious*...........turbo"
Me: "Turbo huh, where did you get the kit from?" (since I never hear of any turboed GTs)
Him: " I dont know man, I just bought the car 2 weeks ago"
Me: "Well pop your hood and Ill tell you what you got"
Me: "So wheres your turbo at?"
Him: "Its this thing right here....adds 50 hp" (he pointed to the alternator)
Me: "Are you being serious?"
Him: "Yeah man, thats the turbo..why youve never seen one?"
Me: "You see that silver car with the hood scoop up there....now THATS turbo'd. THAT my friend, is your alternator."
Him: "Ok whatever man, you need to read more about cars"
Me: " haha..Ok see you on the road."
He drives away and luckily gets stuck at the light up the street. I hop in and I catch up and get behind him. I follow him up the road to where the single lane splits into a double lane. We are going around 30 and right when the road splits I get into the opposite lane.
He gives me the finger and then floors it, his gf waves. I was anticipating this so right when his exhaust got louder, I gave it all. I rapidly pull up to his door and while passing him with ease, I blow a kiss to his gf. He had the funniest facial expression ever, as if his "turbo" had failed him and let off at around 80 with him 10 cars back.