k before any flaming, yes i did race a ford focus on the highway.
and rarely ever street race. this was just too hard to pass up
im driving home after leaving my girlfriends house turning right, when a ford focus crosses my path. but wait, this is not any normal ford focus. it has a special SCCA focus rally car paint job. the red white and blue one. its lowered, white wheels, racing seats, indiglo guages, exhaust. the whole deal. im sitting next to it at a light thinking "this guy must know what a wrx is....he has a rally car paint job" i look over and he has a girl in his passenger seat and is probably gonna want to showoff.
the light turns green and i go extra slow to see what he'll do, so of course he goes my speed, downshifts and floors it just to slow down before riding the bumper of the car thats 10 feet in front of him. he's probly thinking, "my girl must be imprssed with my focusness" so he then turns left, squeels his tires to show off more. so i decide to ride his ass. to embarrass him in front of his lady.
we turn left on the next street which is a wide, fast street so i decide to mess with him and pass him numerous times. the whole point of this it to make him look like a fool in front of his lady. we get on the on ramp and he rides my ass, so i just leave it in 3rd and play with him....let him get on my ass, then i smoke him, get on my ass, smoke him. etc etc. so i go all the way over to the fast lane to see if he follows. he doesnt and stays in the slow lane. then i give up and just switch over a lane and cruise 65. then i look and he's next to me again, i slowly revmatch and let my BOV scream by his open window about 12 times while he cringes in his tenzo r seat. he stils does nothing. then when theres a car in front of him, he downshifts and cuts me off and goes WOT trying to keep away. i downshift to 4th, ride his ass a little, switch to the carpool lane and smoke him like a turkey (haha love my simile). haha dont forget i let my hazards blink for about 5 minutes rubbing it in some more and making him feel like more of an ass to his lady.
he then stays in the fast lane while i switch over to the slow lane to exit. right when i get in the exit lane he gets by me, does his flyby and lets his hazards blaze. hahah soo funny, i bet his woman was really impressed. great way to end my night, with a great laugh.
p.s. my girlfriend calls me and is like "why arent you home yet" and i was like "uhhh i missed my turn to go home, so im driving around the block" and shes like "what? you missed your turn....?" pretty shady haha. i drove around to let my engine cool