Had my first wounding the other day. I won't say I killed the guy because I'm sympathetic for him that his parents must have been cousins before they married.
I'm sitting at a stoplight and this biga$$ Ford truck with a V10 pulls up next to me. I look in my driver's side mirror and notice he is pulling a 12ish foot trailer with some riding lawn mowers on it.
The light turns green and this bozo takes off like a raped ape. I mean he had to have his foot to the floor. I'm sure if I had been looking over at before the light changed Billy Bob and Jim Bob would have been pointing at my hood scoop and laughing and making disparaging marks about the ethnicity of my vehicle.
Anyway....back to the story. Needless to say I tromped on it and had him by a car length by the time I spazzed out and hit the rev limiter in 1st. Shifted into second and then slowed down to let him pass me so I could give him my "wtf" look while I laughed histerically.
The clowns in this town crack me up!