man this was fun, and normally I wouldn't post something so trivial, but this has to be done.
on my way home minding my own business, I pull up on this civic si with wheels, stupid exhaust and the works. I slowly pass him because he obviously doesn't understand that it's legal to go the speed limit. as I pass him, the passenger looks over and laughs. I slow down and look right back. they say hey you want to run? I said nah, gas is expensive and your car isn't worth my time. they say right, you're weak... you need to be at a stop, we understand - that slow wrx and all. I said isn't it passed your bedtimes, your lev car isn't going be worth my time. he nods, drops it into 2nd and takes off, then slows down. I am just pacing him laughing histerically. they say, come on why won't you run... so I said fine, why not. I was in the mood for a quick win without even trying. we go at about 40 and instantly pull about 3 cars on them, shift and gain another before I let off the gas. I slow back down and look over at them and they won't even look at me, so I start honking my horn with my finger in the air twirling like big deal, it's a civic. they say you got the jump on us. I said fine, don't honk... just go, when I see you accelerate, i'll go. they said that's not fair, I said who cares your car isn't worth my time. they say ok, and immediatly hit the gas, I follow and pull 2 cars instantly and look over at them when I pass. they slowly roll up to the light that's red and say you won because you have a turbo. I said it's a wrx, did you think it was n/a? they said it could of been, I laughed and said why don't you give me $5 for the gas I wasted, they turned through a red light making a left and peeled out.
so much fun, I had to share!