Whilst waiting at a red light, on my left a blue pontiac GTP, with some blue headlights, aftermarket rims and a lowered stance takes a left in front of me. He hit a red light, as mine turned green, so I pulled up next to him.
Since I wasn't going to look like a tard and just scream off the line, regardless if he wanted to race, I waited for the other guy to make the first move. He began as slowly as I did, but, at about 20mph, I could tell he punched it. So, I punched it as well, and powered down at about 80-90, after clearly beating him badly.
Of course, this wouldn't be that fun of a story if I just beat him like that...
So, part two:
The GTP lingered back for a while, and, I returned to a legal speed limit. But, as his lights drew near, I could tell he was attempting the infamous "r1cer flyby", so, I shifted down into 3rd, punched it, and just as his front bumper in his attempted flyby reached mine, I pulled on him again, thwarting his flyby rather brutally. After I shutdown, he kept his distance.
I'm sure the roles will be reversed someday, but, for the time being, I sure do love my STI.