Cliffnotes: Guy goes into oncoming traffic to prove he has a small pen!s.
What a TOOL this guy was! I was heading home after picking up the wife yesterday, minding my own business, when this guy came out of nowhere and started tailgating me in his rusted out mid-90's maroon Grand Am. Usually in this situation, I would've tapped the brakes to let him know I wasn't comfortable with his proximity to my ride, but the way this guy was driving, he would've plowed into me and thought nothing of it. So I decided to try my best to forget about him.
Well after about a mile of tailgate man doing his thing, he apparently didn't like the speed we were travelling. (60 in a 55 on a one lane hwy with cars/semis in front of me) so he starts weaving back and forth as if this would cause him to miraculously be in front of everyone else. Now I was pissed, and I needed to get away from this guy in the worst way.
Eventually the road opened into 2 lanes, and closed back into 1 at the main intersection through town. This was my opportunity. Now just before the lanes started to split, this guy starts leaning over to the new lane and he punched it while having 2 wheels in the gravel shoulder. I thought "hell no, there's no way I'm letting this guy in front of me." For all I knew he would've gotten in front of me and slammed on his brakes.
So I nailed it when the lane opened up (thank god none of the other trucks/cars got over) and I pulled 10+ cars on this guy and got over once the lanes merged back into one. But wouldn't you know it, this guy stayed on the gas and cut off two semis, again driving in the shoulder to get right behind me again.
At this point, we're stuck right back into traffic going about 5mph under the speed limit (55) and he starts his weaving sh!t again. All of a sudden, he goes into the opposite lane (oncoming traffic) and passes me. There were nothing but cars in front of me, so I thought "where the hell is this guy gonna go?" when suddenly he SLAMS on his brakes and cuts quickly back into the lane about 3 cars ahead of me causing everyone behind him to swerve, brake, and pray! Luckily I was far back enough behind the SUV in front of me that I didn't hit it. What a prick this guy was!! I wanted to follow him home, slash his tires and impregnate his wife.
Now I'm going to go on every pontiac website and call this guy out (referring to thread about some suburban driver)