Teh wagon vs. Uncle Ben's

**Integra96** · 05-08-2004 05:47 PM

So I'm driving south on a road in Phoenix that goes from one lane to two lanes. We're at a light before it splits into 2 and there's a fully riced out Civic in front of me - massive fart can, irrelevant dragon/Asian character graphics, primered pieces, etc. Yup, a real beauty.

So he's sitting there looking back at me revving his engine like crazy, bouncing off rev limiter, and holding the gas down to let the world know of his exkstra-supar-Vteckh (probably was a DX anyway, no VTEC). We get side by side and he's still in 1st gear or something by the sound of the angry swarm of anorexic fleas in his muffler, so I punch it and get about 3 cars on him as he tries to keep up for a second, and then I let off to see what he'll do. He creeps back up with this puzzled expression on his face, looks sheepishly down and then turns off into an empty parking lot as if I wouldn't notice! Hahahaha...he obviously had no business in the lot (there is nothing there), he was just avoiding an ass whooping in front of the other cars there.

Hey at least he didn't make a further asshat of himself and give it a go.

Cliff's notes: the wagon makes a riced Civic owner put his tail between his legs and take his spicy pilaf elsewhere.

**NEwrx** · 05-08-2004 06:40 PM

gorgeous!

i saw a 89-civic hatchback, w/ a 2-ft aluminum wing, and in guido letters 'caution wide load' written on the back. here in providence, we have some of the ugliest damn rice cars.

good ego-crushing.

**josnroh** · 05-08-2004 08:16 PM

Asshat

**hellafastWRX** · 05-08-2004 09:29 PM

Originally posted by josnroh
Asshat

^---- best word evar created on this board!

**Integra96** · 05-08-2004 11:04 PM

Definitely.

hellafast: love teh sig!

**fre** · 05-09-2004 12:41 AM

lol I was down in phoenix today and saw all sorts of rice on my way to dyno day at dynocomp. I was going too fast for their slow cars to catch me though

I did see some crazy crotch rocket riders weaving through traffic I moved over and let them through me and another car damn small bastards!!

It's funny because if I get on it right off a light nobody will try, but if I don't try and dont get on it right off the bat then all the sudden they are tough and hit it lol. They won't play without the advantage, but I still pace them from behind just to mess with them

I got to witness some sweet traffic light wars between blazers, grand ams, and minivans though. In phoenix it seems everyone participates in light wars, which is contrary to northern AZ where they all leave the lights like grandmas .