Well this isnt WRX related but I thought it was so damn funny I just had to share it. Ok, I needed some extra money and rather then slave away 8 hours a day for $7 an hour at some grocery store, I decided to get into driving cab. I just started 3 days ago and I thought I would share some funny stuff. We drive 2003 Dodge grand caravan sports which carry a 3.3L V6 and put out 180 hp. I must say I am slightly surprised because it actually has a little punch...well, punch for a minivan.
Well these Civics do 0-60 in a pathetic 9 seconds so I knew I could try this, I think I can RUN a quarter mile faster then the Civic can drive it. So I was in a lane that was ending and had to merge left to the lane where the civic was, so I look over at the 20 something year old at the light and he knew what I was thinking. The line of cars was way too long to try to get over once I went thru the light so I had no choice but to unleash the awesome power of the soccer mom mobile. I turn off the AC, time the light perfectly and hit the gas!! WEEEE such power. I got ahead of the guy by the time I hit 50 and was able to get into his lane with about a length to spare so I didnt really cut him off. Speed limit is 60, he gets into the right lane and so we paced each other at about 65 or so and came to the next signal. It is one of those dual right hand turn lanes and the green arrow was lit so we take the turn at the same time next to each other and we both punch it. Again, the little minivan that could puts a good length on the civic to my surprise and I cant help but laugh. He pulls up next to me at the red light and I try to surpress my laughter, light turns green and I just let him take off. I wonder if he will ever tell his friends about this