I pull up to a redlight, and Im first in line in the right hand lane. Up ahead about 1/4 mile is a freeway onramp. EVERYONE that is in the right lane on this 2 lane hiway gets on the freeway, as its the main artery into San Francisco...So Im sitting there alone at the busy intersection and I see in my rearview a BMW vert, newest model year, manuevering through traffic and gets to be right behind me...then he decides that he can just get in front of me, lmfao, so he pulls around and gets into the left hand lane and lines up with me. I look over at him and just grin from ear to ear. It's some older guy 50? and his wife. Top down, just enjoying being rich and cocky. He's creeping up more and more and more as we're waiting for green...I was getting really excited because I knew I wasnt going to let this guy get on the freeway. Light finally changes and I dont launch or anything...just take off kinda hard, and he does the same, chirping his tires. I stay about 65% on the throttle, just to remain at his side. His engine is screaming next to me, and I keep looking over at him and he's wearing this frantic look and his wife is yelling at him! I am planted right next to him, jumping on and off the gas, toying with him, and then he starts to slow to get in behind me...but I was going about 75 at this point, and I cant take the onramp at that unsafe speed, so I had to brake also Well, by the time I got down to a reasonable speed, the turn came and he missed it
Am I a **** or was this as funny as I thought it was?
(even if you say I am a jerk, i'll still think I'm funny )