WRX vs Big Wheel...street race...IT WAS ON!!

**bdoug** · 03-01-2004 08:12 AM

Okay, so I was driving home last night and up ahead I saw this kid riding a "Power Rangers" big wheel on the sidewalk. As I closed in, the light turned red and we both stopped. He re-tied his shoelace, which was starting to come undone, and I took that as a sign that he wanted a piece of the WRX. I gave him "the look" and revved my engine. He looked back at me with a confused look - I bet he was confused because he didn't know the WRX and the power it has - he had no idea what he was up against. I revved again and the kid just stared blankly at me. Waiting for the light to turn green, I pressed the gas to hold it at 5000 rpm and feathered the clutch until it was just on the edge of the friction zone. Palms sweating and heart racing, I was ready. The light turned green and I hammered a perfect launch, chirping the tires in 1st gear. I immediately gained at least 10 car lengths on him. Then I shifted into 2nd. By the time I got into 3rd gear, I coud barely see him in my rear view mirror. I pulled over and waited for him to catch up, then I rolled down the passenger window and yelled to him "Yeeeah! I SMOKED your azz! Do you have any mods on that thing? Hope not, cause it would have been a big waste of money. I know your mom isn't that slow - at least last night she wasn't. Hahaha see ya round, suka!" Then I peeled off, spraying the kid with the sand and gravel along the side of the street.

**emosubaru** · 03-01-2004 08:18 AM

HAHA, oh man

thanks for that.

**dsel** · 03-01-2004 08:18 AM

Nice Kill. I've heard that stage iv big wheels are teh fasterest.

**Trailboss** · 03-01-2004 09:36 AM

Laugh now, but once you strap a lightened flywheel and a new organic clutch on those things, your AWD launch will have NOTHING on him. 0% drivetrain loss, inverted intake manifold, and a bowl of wheaties will leave you wondering wtf happened to YOUR precious car.

***Trainrex*** · 03-01-2004 09:40 AM

Give the kid a line of coke and your toast next time!!!

**STiPwrSlide** · 03-01-2004 12:22 PM

Nice Kill. I've heard that stage iv big wheels are teh fasterest.

ROTFL

**KurleeDaddeeWRX** · 03-01-2004 12:27 PM

Originally posted by trainrex
Give the kid a line of coke and your toast next time!!!

Or some crystal meth and a SRT-Big Wheel and he will be the fastest EVAR!!!!

**EvilCerealBoX** · 03-01-2004 01:07 PM

pics?!? video?!? OMG

**Super Scoob** · 03-01-2004 02:11 PM

It seems obvious he wasnt racing you. Otherwise you wouldnt be posting this kill story. Those Big Wheels turn out 12 second down the driveway runs. You were lucky.

**STIwish** · 03-01-2004 03:32 PM

Man, n00b, you need to learn that the big wheels are out of your league boi!!!

**STiguy** · 03-01-2004 03:46 PM

I bet this actually took place hahhaha

**josnroh** · 03-01-2004 05:04 PM

Damn punk deserved an ass whuppin flauntin his big wheel Dubs.

**Integra96** · 03-01-2004 05:26 PM

Your car can't touch his power to weight ratio. Big Wheels are 100% polymer composite!11!1

And the handling is...well...almost like there's a direct link between your hands and the steering.