I was driving to the post office today when this ugly 2001 accord pulled up next to me at 30mph. I needed to get in his lane but he tried to pace me, but a little behind, and I didn't want to cut him off badly, so I accelerated slightly and switched lanes.
He seems to have gotten offended or something cause he switched to the other lane and floored it, speeding past me with his oranged hair fury, and cut off the truck in front of me.
I made the next turn but I really wish I had shown him how embarassing he would have looked if I was racing. I mean, his ricer flyby was so slow that I could hear his korean techno pop as he was passing me.
As a coincidence, as I was leaving the post office, I found his car parked two spots down from mine. His car was still running with no keys in there, but I am almost positive he was not turbo charged, just had a turbo timer. He was obviously all show and no go, since he had like 19" rims which made his stock brake discs look awesomely small.