What color Lotus Elise is your favorite??!!
Funniest thing ever:
My dad tells me he's getting a new car. I ask him what kind. His coy response: "I'm not telling you."
Two weeks later, riding with my mom to go pickup my WRX < from the crappy used car lot where it sat for two months > and she says of a passing car: "That red is just like the red on the Lotus."
[In my head]WHY DOES MY MOM KNOW WHAT A LOTUS IS?[/in my head]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it....
"Dad is having trouble picking between the Titanium Grey and the Candy Apple Red Color."
As cool as I can muster: "Oh, yeah."
"He put his first deposit down, next one is in a few months and he has to pick the color. He'll have it by summer."
We walk into McDonald's, conversation ends.
I see my dad on X-mas day. Not a word about the Lotus.
Next time I'm see him, I'm going to ask him if he picked a color yet.
My dad loves to keep secrets but my mom is SOOOOO BAD AT IT.