Ok... I just (10 minutes ago) had to run to Fedex which is about 3 blocks away from my office.
On the way back, I'm approaching lights in the right-hand of the center two lanes which are intended for motorists going straight. In my rearview I see a BMW SUV coming up fast in the right most lane, which is a turn lane to get onto I-25. I just get the 'feeling' it's going to cut in front of me, so I mash the gas and drop the BMW. However, the light turns red ahead of me so I drop the anchor hard. By this point the BMW has pulled into the lane behind me (my suspicions confirmed). It is a 'female' driving and she nearly rearends me. As we come to a halt, she swings alongside me into the lefthand of the center lanes.
Well, guess what she does next... The light goes green, and she floors it and pulls hard (HARD) across into my lane chopping my nose Schumacher-style. I literally had to stand on the brakes to avoid collision. This REALLY pissed me off because a) I didn't bother launching so she got a good jump on me, and b) She was a b*tch.
Anyway, I'm sorry to say I returned the favor by accelerating hard around her and cutting her off a block later. I gave the bird for good measure. My only regret is that I'm sure I didn't terrify her as she did me, since if I had done as she did my car would have been totalled by a 5000lb road-going yacht.
I hate overpriced, oversized road-only SUVs, especially when driven (in the loosest possible interpretation) by people like that.