Ok, I was going home from my friend's house from a long night of partying. Actually, the sun was rising so it was really late! Anyway, I see 3 birds parked in the middle of the street. I'm rolling towards a stop sign at about 30 mph. Two of the birds fly out of the way, but the other one just didn't move. I figured as I got closer to it, it'd move. But no!. I quickly stop my car and get out to investigate. The lifeless bird was stuck in my front air dam, squished up against my radiator. Saddened from the sight, I drove back to my friend's so he could get it out for me. He just couldn't stop laughing. I still can't believe it didn't fly out of the way. Oh well, I probably just helped the bird gene pool by getting rid of a stupid one.