Tonight while hanging with some of the F-body guys at the local spot I saw a yellow Evo pull up. Out pops some 18year old kid and he starts buffing his car. When I saw the dude doing that, I knew I had an easy victim.
I walked up to him and asked if he wanted to "break it in" to which he replied "Naw, it's broken in already. I've beat tons of cars..." I just laughed.
"I'm sure you've beaten some WRX's right?" This was the best response of all...
Ok, we're game. I had popped my hood earlier and started babbling stupid crap like "I'm running low on boost juice.." "That's my coca-cola injection you smell.." "Yeah, I just put my top mount radiator on today..." I was telling anyone who asked that I was putting down 220 to the wheels.
Well, this kid bought all that and eventualy took me up on a race. We went out to some new business park that wasnt even finished. I mean, the roads werent done, gravel everywhere, etc. Needless to say, the whole parking lot nearly emptied out and followed us out. Very inconspicuous.
We had to start on a slope, so I bogged the launch but still managed to put a half car on him right away. From there it went to 3 to 5 to 6 when I shut it down at 100 or so. It wasnt even funny.
Needless to say "He missed second." Ok, stuff happens. Lets do it from a 20mph roll? He obliged. Apparently his 20mph is faster than my 20mph because he wouldnt slow down to 20 once we got onto the highway. As I'm trying to catch up to him he hits it (at this point he's at least 2 cars in front.) I have to shift into second and from there it was a raping. By the end of second I was passing him hard and by the end of fourth he was way behind (so far I couldnt even tell you how many cars.)
Was this a worthy kill? Not really, but it was so fun putting that kid in his place. He really thought the car was hot ****. And don't think I'm Evo bashing either. If I had to chose between an EVO or an STi , I think I might chose the EVO.