Kinda lame, but here goes:
A few days ago I pull up at a traffic light behind this ridiculous pimped-out Sunfire: debadged, twin fart cans, HUGE rally spoiler. I'm like: Is this guy kidding? So then he sees me and starts revving it. He turns right when the light changes (without signaling, of course), so I step on it and turn right and pull around his pokey A$$fire as I'm turning into the adjacent lane. When it becomes clear to him that it is NO CONTEST, he lets off like: "What? I'm not racing!" Dude, get a real car.
Is there a serious Sunfire tuner community? If so, pretty sad.