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    Got Beat by a Mini Cooper S

    A sky blue mini cooper S pulled up next to me at the stoplight as I was munching on some McD fries. This older white dude had the shades on and had a ugly grin on his face. So I put my fries down and sucked my finger dry of grease as I was about to lay the smack down on him...

    Behold as the light was about to turn green, some cavalier made a right turn into my lane as we both launched. Needless to say, I had to slam on the brakes while my hot, delicious fries flew all over my car! I think that punk in the pansy cooper waved good bye as I end up stuck behind this idiot.

    I will have my revenge.....

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    Not the precious golden delicious fries! ....who was the real victim here? poor fries
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    Originally posted by Mr. Fancypants
    Not the precious golden delicious fries! ....who was the real victim here? poor fries
    I should've strapped my fries in, I'm such an idiot!

    Note to self: - use the sidewalk to save fries
    - use the sidewalk only if people aren't on it
    - use the sidewalk only if cops aren't around

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    You eat in your car? Shame on you.

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    I've driven the Mini Cooper S.

    No contest.

    Stop eating junk food or you'll get fat and die of heart disease.

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    I'm already fat and going to die from heart disease and I dont eat any junk food really... lose weight to drop your 1/4 mile times
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    Originally posted by MrSwede
    You eat in your car? Shame on you.
    Shame indeed!
    Mcdonlads is the worst too, it leaves a horrible stink that doesn't go away!
    At first I was so anal the only food allowed in the car was Taco Bell, for some reason the food itself doesn't stink (it just does coming out )

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    no way

    i would question whether or not that even qualifies as a race.....the cav ended it for you.....
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    that's just God's way of saying, "lose the fries."

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    I had more fun watching the Minis than any other car at autox this past weekend. Damn they look like a blast to drive in an autox event.

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    So you didn't really lose. You had to deal with an obstacle that he didn't have. I was worried for a sec when I initially read the title
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    Yeah, they arnt quick cars. But if you did a lot of work to one that would be funny. Its got a good stance for a quick vehical IMO.
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    those cars may not be hotrods, but they're dam quick through the cones.

    I read one major magazine awhile back and it said the mini's slalom time was the second fastest they had ever recorded.

    it's basically a slot car on rails. too bad only old folks drive them (at least where I live).

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    I think Car and Driver was the magazine that recorded the Mini S's slalom time just under that of a 360 Modena. It was second until the Evo beat the 360 and the STi was just under the 360, i believe.
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    Interesting....see, I thought they had a good stance for improvements.
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