So here I am at Bandimere Speedway in CO waiting in line to get in to the track. The car next to me is a BRIGHT RED chevy nova very white trashed out, Ass end in the air,big squareish hood scoop, hughe dual 3" straight dumps, looks like a mean 1980's stlye 1/4 miler. It is on a trailer to top it all off. On the bumper it has a sticker that states "You Dirve an Import?" then has guys laughing all over it.
The guy with a MULLET who owns the car askes "How much you pay for them preddy rims" I tell him, and he responds "too bad ya had to put em on a 4 door."and laughs in that white trash sorta way and slaps his wife on the shoulder, they walk away.
Anyway ater 6 runs I decide to ask my wife to ride along with me for the fun of it. Guess Who I get to run? Mister Mullett in his AZZ KIKIN, Nova. He drives through the water box with his STREET TIRES and proceeds to do the biggest burnout this side of John Force (over 20 seconds long.) We stage We launch, I walk his sorry ass to to the tune of a 14.4 to a 14.7....with my wife as a rider I proceed to the Time slip shack get out of my car and point and laugh just like the guy on his bumper sticker.