So I'm on my way home from a client's house after dropping off his WRX and picking up mine, when some old guy in a 330i gets on it away from a light. I left it in second, rolled it on and went right by him. He proceded to pull a low-class flyby. The next light turns red and I make it PAINFULLY obvious that I'm going to kick his ass. I start out back a bit and when the other light turns yellow, I start revving the engine and pulling forward.
The light goes green and I nail a 5k launch. I'm easily 5 car lengths ahead by 65mph, so I shut down and get in the crowded turnpike entrance lane. THIS IS PRICELESS:
The dude pulls up next to me and yells past his woman, "You should've spent more on a car and less on an engine." I'm immediately hysterical as the guy pulls away. I guess it's true what they say: BMWs don't come with any class!