Subaru should counter with a video of their own.
Everyone is having fun at a party and the weather gets bad. When its time to go home the SRT-4 owner and his girl friend back his car into a small mud puddle and gets stuck. The SRT-4 just spins the front tires and can't go anywhere. So they go back into the house and ask the owner of the WRX if he can help them out. The WRX helps the guy out by giving his girl friend a ride home. The WRX throws mud all over the SRT-4 as he drives off.
The girl friend says - I just have to get a Subaru. The beauty of AWD.