Well, its 12:30 here and I'm bored so I'll chime in with my own story.
I was 17 and was out enjoying a cruise in my del sol , just kind of minding my own business on the way to play some basketball after school. For most of the ride I was following one of those big conversion vans, ya know, the ones with the howling wolves painted on the sides? Anyhow, approaching the park where we were playing at the road is lined with rows of oak trees on either side. Needless to say, there are always little squirrels running around that stretch of road getting hit. This day was no different. I spot a squirrel make a dash into the road right in front of this van I'm following but I dont see him come out the other side. What do I see? That fricking squirrel came shooting out the back driver's side wheel and strait up into the air a good 15 feet!
Anyhow, I just missed having this dead squirrel land in my car (had the targa top off.)