Time: 10:00pm EST tonight.
Place: 6th Avenue Northbound. Manhattan, New York.
Setting: Little traffic, my WRX wagon with my date, and a brand new blue Ferrari 360 Modena, seemingly piloted by Fat Joe Da Gangsta (the rapper), with a very beautiful female passenger.
Event: Somehow, I found myself next to this Ferrari, with "Fat Joe" sipping on a Haagen Daas shake. We locked gazes, the light turned green, and I decided to do something completely idiotic to impress this girl on our first date. I dropped the clutch from a mear 3,000 RPM, and we both took off. Neck and neck through first, "FJC" smoked his tires as he shifted into second. Neither of us really gained any ground, and we both had to shut down for a red light. Two more of these quick jaunts later, I had miraculously refrained from embarrassing myself, and even scored a few points for the last race, where he gave up before I did. I truly believe that my date does not see much of a difference between my WRX and a 360. What a good night!