Yep, you can tell from the topic that I had a real challenge, but it was just too funny so I had to post.
I pulled up at some lights and a Cavalier (old old one) pulled up next to me with its windows down - loud music - , full of teens. They glance over at me and start jeering 'blah blah subaru crap haha' etc. So I blip/rev my engine to 4k and one of the kids starts laughing.
So....light turns green and he rockets off. I gently accelerate to keep up and ALL of these idiot kids are laughing at me because they think I'm actually trying. 3500rpm in 2nd gear comes up and I absolutely let her rip and just disappear over the horizon.*
It felt good since if I came up against anything faster, I'd probably lose!
(*ok so there was no horizon, but for story-telling purposes, there is a beautiful horizon, with lots of nekked ladies too. And beer. Oh, and doritos.)