I am traveling along minding my own business on my way to work this morning, doing my best just to stay awake. I had my window cracked for a little bit of airflow when all of the sudden I hear what sounds like american rice coming from behind me. I look in my rear view and what do I see, the worlds ungliest body kit coming up on me. I couldn't really tell what it was till he got directly beside me, and thats when I noticed the biggest wing I have ever seen in my life!!!! Well, he starts revvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiinnnnggggg at me and laughing like he was getting road head, but I just looked at him with a confused look upon my face and ignored it. Mind you this is a three lane highway, I am in the middle lane and he is on my far left. Well, bodaggit keeps right beside me just laughing like a little like a little school girl for like a mile and a half when I look up in my rearview mirror to notice someone else coming up in the far right lane about 500ft back. What was it you ask, nothing but a good ol' state trooper. By this point I start smiling like a little school girl and look over at the chode in the contour and nod in approval. He then procedes to hold up three fingers and I nod again. The countdown began, 1 finger up, 2 fingers up, 3 fingers up and he just freaking stomps it. At which point I look in my rearview to watch the trooper turn on the cherries and blueberries and go haulin by me. As the trooper passed I looked at him, and we made eye contact and HE was smiling like a man who was about to pull over a ricer, probably with a suspended license, and temp tags that more than likely were expired. I apologize for the length of the post, but I am bored and thought I would share my experience.